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Two dicks from dangerous dongs

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

This girl enjoy two big cocks. Suck both and take it deep into juicy pussy. Thumb picture set  from dangerous-dongs.com.

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Because i dont know what write about this girl i put one joke here:

“”A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6′5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.“”

Sunday blondes jokes - no pussy today

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006

Yesterday we have 1st april , in europe this is special day, joke day, everybody all day makes strange funny things each other. I think this is great idea, bad - > im too old for this :-) Tomorrow i come with new pussy galls.

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says “If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day”

Sunday bloody sunday

Saturday, February 4th, 2006

Beacuse today we have holy day :-) no porn on my blog. Im not really serious believing in God but even devil like I should sometimes thing about something else than fucking.

So, nice joke to read and we are all going to church ….

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Ticket to Miami

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.

The steward who checks tickets says, “I’m so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.”

“I can do What-eva I want, I’m a blonde.” Well I’ll get the pilot.

The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says,” What did you say?”

The pilot simply says,” I told her 1st class wasn’t going to Miami, just coach was!!!”

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source: http://www.the-jokes.com

Not only naked photos we should have in dirty mind

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

Because nobody can jerk off all day i think good break will be jokes about girls. I’ll take it from few sites with jokes so alway’s i try to write a source where i found it. Today we start with two funny stories.

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward who checks tickets says, “I’m so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.”

“I can do What-eva I want, I’m a blonde.” Well I’ll get the pilot.

The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says,” What did you say?”

The pilot simply says,” I told her 1st class wasn’t going to Miami, just coach was!!!”
Source: www.the-jokes.com 

And the second one.

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV — it’s a microwave!”

Source: www.ahajokes.com



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